"A comprehensive botanical A-Z of magical herbs and fungi for easy plant identification and application"
Good thing we’re allies, right?
The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Do you want to know what really happened thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love.
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
i don’t normally post porn sorry
I do, and this is much better.
The pen is mightier than the penis
I am honestly reblogging this for the comments only.
I thought this was going to be a smokey the bear ad. “only you…..can prevent wildfires”
It isn’t in my nature to go down without a fight, even when things seem insurmountable.
I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.
It has to be -from-here-to-the-farlands :’) he’s just wonderful and both respects and understands my perfectly rational fear of ostriches :D